Hide the Quarters

My husband has been trying to hold the quarters (for the laundry, mind you) hostage until i perform a certain requested action.

I was like, you can have dirty laundry.

very serious

He told be I could have 50 centsz a "pop", if you will

I told him I could make WAYYY more than that on the street

I think he was joking

it was kinda funny the first time

then he hid the quarters and I was not as amused

Eating Dirt

Last night, my husband ordered special dirt from Utah TO EAT as a vitamin/supplement.

I am not making this up.

It will help him with meditating??

Added bonus: It's not just dirt, it's also fertilizer.

http://www.wheatgrasskits.com/azomite.htm


Hope you all have a great day. I'm off to Wal Mart to buy some Miracle Grow to make a smoothie for my husband while we wait for the dirt to arrive in the mail.

My Boiled Egg

Bill thinks he is a good guy because he bought himself a Reuben

and he stole a hard boiled egg from the salad bar for me

How is that even the same thing???

He went to get me some gin

He left his sammich on the table

Maybe I can eat it & leave him the egg?

Making Friends

last night my husband told me that just because we are married, it doesn't mean that I have to tell him all my emotions

Like, I need to find a friend to tell that stuff to

He already has enough of his own issues; he doesn't need mine too