1. I would not have lids to any prescription bottles, medicines, vitamins, soap lids, shampoo lids because husband would use them to put his contacts in over night.
2. No more use of good towels, or good oven mitts. Husband would stain them with spaghetti sauce almost instantaneously.
3. Dirty dishes belong scattered across the counter, not in the sink. As long as the sink is empty, the world is good.
4. Dishwasher is literally out of sight, out of mind.
5. Its okay if you are the mad one for them to walk out of the room and exit the conversation and ignore you for hours. NOT okay. BIG NOT okay, for you to leave the room or avoid conversation if they are upset with you. . trust me, somehow, it's not a double standard.
6. I would actually have a disagreement on the importance of changing underwear daily.
7. Even though people give the husband advice that says, "if the wife ain't happy, ain't nobody happy." It's pretty much guaranteed they will think the person got it backwards.
8. The low fuel indicator is only visible if the female is driving
9. The heat in the apartment only needs to be on if HE is the cold one - - otherwise it is a waste of money
10. If HE does not like it, it cannot be purchased from the grocery store
11. If its NOT healthy, it cannot be purchased. Unless it is deemed healthy by my ridiculous standards of.."Well, if I like it, then it must be healthy".
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